My life motto reminds me that I have every tool I need to come out on top–
no matter how many little Ls I take.

Tortoise from “The Tortoise and the Hare” is my spirit animal. Just like Big T, I love to enter races to run really slow for a really long time.

I have tons of fun as a dedicated hobby collector and chit-chat enthusiast. Fun being–but never limited to–juggling mandarin oranges, crafting odd things, and droning about economic development in Oklahoma.

I am very fascinated by space and astronomy; anything off the surface of the Earth. However, if I were forced to pick my favorite thing about the entire universe, I would pick crawfish. My obsession with the space-time continuum is no match for my love of a f*cking crawfish boil.

I have a heart for community service and having a damn good time, and you can win me over by using “howdy” in a sentence or talking enneagram to me.
(I’m a 7w8.)